- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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