Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

What does two plus two equal? 4

brittney griner

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Woman rights.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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