How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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hi dave

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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Anti Joke

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