- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Not a joke.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Ask me if im a tree? No

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Daniel is a fag

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