- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

So a seal walks into a club.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

How do you make a car? You build it.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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