- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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