How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Anti Joke

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