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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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