Get up Look in the mirror

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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