- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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