Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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