- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Actually it was me Josh brown

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

knock knock!? . . No.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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