- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

what smells like tuna? my underwear

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