- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

where is the world?

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Half life 3 confirmed

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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