Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

What are annoying? Ads.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Anti Joke

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