- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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