A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

thumb_up thumb_down -2

My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

here's a joke... the american education society

thumb_up thumb_down -2

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Hi, my name is Jake.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Justin with a hat.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

WHAT THE BABIES?!

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops