A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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