Chlamydia

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

You should read the Terms of Service.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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