Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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this is stupid .... yep

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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Anti Joke

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