Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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