- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Women's Rights

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

The GOV and the WHO?

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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