What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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jd and zach loves vigina

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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wael.. nuff said

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