- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Not a joke.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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