When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

What do I hate? people

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

France had one revolution

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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