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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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