If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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