How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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a man walked into a bar....

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i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

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Your mamas so fat, that any level of physical exercise is strenuous, but also mentally challenging, as she feels that there is a negative astigmatism attached to sweaty, red-faced overweight individuals trying to burn those pounds. This in turn makes her ashamed of the gastronomically decadent life she once lived, and so she doesn't have the confidence to try and reverse the damage she did during those insecure teenage years, instead comforting herself with the sugary, fatty bane of her life. She therefore lives in a vicious circle, angry at herself and the society that won't accept her. But remaining incredibly, repulsively fat.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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