What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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