- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

Women drivers...

Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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