Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

A baby seal walks into a club.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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