- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

A train poops its pants.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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