- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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