- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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