read me write me

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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a ab

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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