- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

how do you win a game try your best

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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