What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

European on my shoes, buddy.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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