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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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Women's Rights

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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