Chlamydia

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

You should read the Terms of Service.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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