- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

I love you

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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