What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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