- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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