Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

ure mama's so fat

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

Shea's sty....

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Roses are red, yup.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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