There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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