- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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