- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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