Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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