- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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