This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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