- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

I am very humble.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

smell the vitamin C

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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