- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

Continents are large islands.

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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