- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

mitchell palmer sucks

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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