How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

identical jokes get different votes.

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

women's rights

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

black people

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

penis

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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