Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

Maths.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

John lazzaro likes dick

my mind's eye?

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

Long joke Your such a downey

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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