What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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