I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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alert('The Game')

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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