What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

whats 7+4? 74

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Women's Rights

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

if got a joke if fogot it

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Ron Paul for President!

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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