- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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