A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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