Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

hi

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

ur an fagit

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Your life

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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