- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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