- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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