Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

wael.. nuff said

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

jd and zach loves vigina

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

hi dave

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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