Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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You sick fiend

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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