- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

When you have read this, you've already read it.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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