What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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