- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

what smells like tuna? my underwear

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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