- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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