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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

Oh s***

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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