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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours