- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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