What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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