What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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haha black people :D

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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