- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

i killed my family

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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