- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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osama bin laden is dead

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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