- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What do you call your mom? Mom

You know whats funny Aids

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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