What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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I am a mime

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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