This is an anti-joke.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

A bar walks into a man

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

This is funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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