- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

Obama walks into a hospital....

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

My cat just died.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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