- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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