- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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