rocky is here again.......................

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What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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womens rights

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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