Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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Continents are large islands.

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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