- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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