- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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