if got a joke if fogot it

can you touch your toes? no

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

this is stupid .... yep

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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