- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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