- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

You bumder!

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

whats up and also down? your mum

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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