- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

A American seeking into mexico

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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