What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

There's my tractor.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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