why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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Y u do dis?

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

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Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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