A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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