Roses are red, yup.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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