What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Justin beiber..

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...