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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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