Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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