What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

Female rights.

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Anti Joke

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