- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

you give like i give lomain

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

You're a big fat monkey.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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