Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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