What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

What do you say to a rock? Meow

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

c-? men, C-men

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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