What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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bangers and mash?

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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pull my finger (farts)

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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