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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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